February 2012
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mum: "CLEAN YOUR ROOM!"
me: "ok"
mum: "DON'T SAY OK. JUST DO IT!!"
me: *doesn't say anything*
mum: "ARE YOU GOING TO RESPOND TO ME OR WHAT?!"
i will never understand how people can wear certain tops without bras
there’s some exceptions that have padding with the top but others…
i mean…don’t you just feel a little too FREE? they’d be like flopping around everywhere
and then when it gets cold…
omg just thinking about it makes me feel scared
today there was some sudanese girl washing out her eyes using the tap in my next door neighbours front yard and then my dad went outside to ask her what she was doing and she told him that the police pepper sprayed her in the eyes because she was fighting with her friend
hahahaha
classic
ivanoooze:
$FΔϺ
Anonymous asked: Hey I'm just wondering what course did you get into and when are you starting? :)
Anonymous asked: hey, where'd tay go?
idlelabor asked: remember when you said that penises scare you
SUCK ON MY BIG FAT
Anonymous asked: i miss your gifs!
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Babies.
When I was in primary school, I used to think that babies were made just from kissing alone because in The Sims 1 all you needed to do was make two Sims kiss and the female could get pregnant.
I then went on to believe that babies were pooped out of a woman’s anus hole.
What a troubled child I was.
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January 2012
12 posts
Anonymous
I remember back when I had a lot of followers the type of anonymous messages I would get from people. Yes, I was a bitch most of the time in my ‘old-Tumblr’ days, but trust me it was like that for a reason and you’d understand once you have anonymous people constantly being smart-asses to you and just plain rude.
The reason why I did have the anonymous function open though was...
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I finally understand why I’ve never actually gotten anywhere with a guy before. It’s because I always give off the impression that I’m a bitch when we first meet and pretty much act like I don’t care about them.
For some reason, I always get nervous around certain guys and unintentionally become very mean towards them. I don’t know why. With girls I would like to...
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I was walking through Melbourne Central the other day and this black kid wearing a snapback who was probably about 13 walks past me and says “hey baby”.
YOU’RE 13.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME.
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SNAPBACK.
Dying.
The idea of death truthfully scares me a lot. The thought that we really only do live once and soon enough we’re never going to exist ever again really does scare me a lot.
I am religious to a certain extent meaning that I do not think that everybody goes to heaven and, instead, we pretty much just rot underneath the ground and life just keeps moving forward.
I’m eighteen years old...
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Settling for second best.
One thing that really frightens me is searching the majority of your life to find ‘the one’, but never really finding them so you’re only options are to settle for second best or to continue getting older and older trying to search for the one.
Do you choose the person who treats you well but you still know they aren’t everything you had hoped for or do you continue to...
December 2011
31 posts
Anonymous asked: i went to disneyland hong kong and the disney princess belle reminded me of you.
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Maturing: exploring 'sexuality'?
A train-line worker told myself and my friend not long ago that guys at clubs/parties will only tell you that you’re beautiful to pretty much get in your pants. You don’t meet a guy who says you’re good looking and walks off on you- their pick-up line is to compliment you and then it’s pretty much opening for them to chat you up.
That kind of makes me sick to be honest....
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I wish you’d stop being so strict on me.
I’m 18 years old and still you feel the need to lecture me all the time about where I’m allowed to go and where I’m not allowed to go.
I understand that you worry for my safety, but the more you do it the more I want to rebel against you and just ignore all restrictions you put on me. As bitchy as that sounds, I just want to have...
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What if I live my whole life hoping to find that special someone and end up settling for second best?
What if true love isn’t real? What if everything I have always ever believed in is actually a lie?
How funny is it that about two weeks or so ago you told me that you were still not ready for a relationship and now here you are with a girlfriend?
I swear to God I feel sorry for her because you’re a lying piece of shit who deserves nothing and no one.
I hate people like you and I hate you beyond words.
I just wish I had found someone before you did.
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